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thefallling:

Dearest fellow tumblrinas, Do I have a poll for you!

How many blogs do you follow(roughly)?

Less that 100

101-200

201-300

301-400

401-500

501-600

601-700

701-800

801-900

901-1000

1001-1500

1501+ (DAMN)

Got curious.

Anyways please reblog for larger sample size

If you do I’ll give you a big hug :D (with consent)

vikingfunerals:

the commodification of friendship is the most annoying thing to come out of the internet in ages. like actually i love to break this to you but you’re supposed to help your friends move even if it’s hard work. or stay up with them when they’re sad even if you’re gonna lose sleep. you’re supposed to listen to their fears and sorrows even if it means your own mind takes on a little bit of that weight. that’s how you know that you care. they will drive you to the airport and then you will make them soup when they’re sick. you’re supposed to make small sacrifices for them and they are supposed to do that for you. and there’s actually gonna be rough patches for both of you where the balance will be uneven and you will still be friends and it will not be unhealthy and they will not be abusive. life is not meant to be an endless prioritization of our own comfort if it was we would literally never get anywhere ever. jesus.

buscemifan:

i want art to feel EARNEST. this disgusting, near pornographic level of tongue in cheek meta humor is making me sick to my stomach. i don’t know how many more movies i can take about clever subversions and the movie winking at you to say “we know it’s a little silly, but…” where is the whimsy? why can’t we believe in the pretend you’ve created? why don’t you have enough faith in it? in my ability to believe?

laughingphoenixleader:

stealingpotatoes:

kalak:

Padme lives aus are always good but it gets funnier when you consider that if padme lives the rebellion vs the empire will be just the messiest divorce in history featuring custody battle for the twins

padme leading the rebels and vader leading the imperials meeting in the battlefield and the fight stops for a verbal argument of galactic proportions

Padme, talking to imperials over holocall: if you do not hand over the cooirdinates, we will blow up your--" Vader, on the other line: PADME? Padme: oh kriff  Vader: Padme it is you! Vader: I want to see the twins this weekend. Padme: Can we do this later? I'm trying to threaten your fascist empire right now Vader: That can wait. This is more important.ALT

hands u a comic bc im literally obsessed w this

@commandersnips41 THIS IS HILARIOUS

spooniestrong:

thetawavecollections:

quousque:

olofahere:

glumshoe:

Hey, @the-rain-on-your-dandelions, has anyone told you that you’re a genius? That’s an incredible system. I wish I had a friend group that could function for!

I could see this working for dinners, too

it’s like the Mom Friend Anxiety Hack, but for chores.

this is how a society is supposed to function. this is the norm we’ve all forgotten

This is a great idea 💡

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